by Rodney A ReBrook
(Clarksburg, West Virginia)
I was playing piano for a large church while singing. The altar started to get full even before the pastor started to preach. I was sweating pretty badly while singing a song with a verse that said "there will be no parting there". I was attempting to wipe the sweat off my face without stopping my song. What I said wasn't what I was supposed to sing. I sang the words "There will be no farting there" as I wiped the sweat off my face. The pastor was a little perturbed but laughed anyway.
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