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Poor Old Lot

by Pastor Tony R. Cannon
(Camby, Indiana)

"This be Me"

Well I'm a pastor of 36 years and have said many tongue-tied or re-arranged words from the pulpit. This particular time I was preaching about Abraham and Lot coming to a time in their lives they needed to go their separate ways. Well instead of saying "Lot pitched his tents toward Sodom," I said, "Lot pinched his tits toward Sodom!"..go ahead and laugh, a congregation of about 200 people did too, I had to stop my sermon until they finished. Now I just say..Lot went camping.

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by: Anonymous

this is too funny !!

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