Our Church Sign

by Brett Campbell
(Zwolle, LA, USA)

At a former pastorate, I preached a long Sunday morning series on what the Bible tells us about Heaven and Hell.

To advertise the upcoming series, I put the following on the church's marquis sign:

"Come Join Us for 4 Weeks of Hell and 6 Weeks of Heaven!"

Some smart-aleck asked me the following Sunday what week of hell we were in now.

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