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by Ade Ben Olufadeju
A pastor was following up on a drunk to try and convert him. One day when he visited the man, the pastor noticed the man was again drunk, but the man insisted he wasn't.
The man: Pastor I only took a little alcohol, but I'm really not drunk.
Pastor: So how do you know when you are drunk?
The man: When these two men coming (pointing) begin to appear as if they are four, then I know I'm drunk.
The Pastor was amazed because only one man was actually coming.
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