The $50 Bill

by Douglas Cotant
(Salt Lake City, Utah)

One Sunday, an Elderly lady put a brand-spanken new $50 bill in the offering plate; When the plate got to the Minister, he saw the $50 bill and said: "I want to congratulate this lady for putting this $50 in today's collection; and as a special reward, she may choose three of her favorite Hymns." The lady noticed three men sitting in front of her, and she said: "I'll take him, him and him!"

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