NOT DRUNK

by Ade Ben Olufadeju
(Lagos, Nigeria.)

Ade Ben Olufadeju

A pastor was following up on a drunk to try and convert him. One day when he visited the man, the pastor noticed the man was again drunk, but the man insisted he wasn't.

The man: Pastor I only took a little alcohol, but I'm really not drunk.

Pastor: So how do you know when you are drunk?

The man: When these two men coming (pointing) begin to appear as if they are four, then I know I'm drunk.

The Pastor was amazed because only one man was actually coming.