Miracle at Wal-Mart

by Murice D. Watson
(Knoxville TN)

As a pastor I get many excuses why people cannot attend church on Sunday Morning.

One particular Sunday a woman called stating she was sick and could not make it to church. That Sunday we were short on food for a mens fellowship breakfast.

I was the one elected to go to wal-mart to pick up more food. While there I ran into the sick woman, I had spoke with earlier.

I said, I just spoke with you a few minutes ago and you told me you were ill, what happened did you have a sudden recovery?

Yeap, I was just praticing that faith you preach about, I thought if I went to wal-mart on faith, I would have my miracle! and presto I'm all better now!

Now that you've had a miracle I replied, are you coming to church? Nope I'm going shopping if I recieved a maricle at wal-mart who knows what else I can find!