Miracle at Wal-Mart

by Murice D. Watson
(Knoxville TN)

As a pastor I get many excuses why people cannot attend church on Sunday Morning.


One particular Sunday a woman called stating she was sick and could not make it to church. That Sunday we were short on food for a mens fellowship breakfast.

I was the one elected to go to wal-mart to pick up more food. While there I ran into the sick woman, I had spoke with earlier.

I said, I just spoke with you a few minutes ago and you told me you were ill, what happened did you have a sudden recovery?

Yeap, I was just praticing that faith you preach about, I thought if I went to wal-mart on faith, I would have my miracle! and presto I'm all better now!

Now that you've had a miracle I replied, are you coming to church? Nope I'm going shopping if I recieved a maricle at wal-mart who knows what else I can find!

Comments for Miracle at Wal-Mart

Average Rating starstarstarstarstar

Click here to add your own comments

Rating
starstarstarstarstar
I loved it
by: Anonymous

Loved it!

Rating
starstarstarstar
Brad
by: Anonymous

That happens more than you think.

Click here to add your own comments

Join in and write your own page! It's easy to do. How? Simply click here to return to Funniest Church Story.