Have You Found Jesus Yet?

The local church was having an Old Fashion Baptism at the Rivers edge when a drunk man came walking along and stumbled into the river. The preacher swam over to the drunk man, grabbed him and dunked him under the water. When he brought him back up the preacher asked the drunk man, "Have you found Jesus yet?" The man said "no." Then the preacher dunked him under the water again. When he brought the drunk man back up the preacher asked the drunk man "Have you found Jesus yet?" The drunk man said "no." Then the preacher dunked the drunk man under the water again. When the preacher brought the drunk man back up, the preacher asked the drunk man again, "Have you found Jesus yet?" The drunk man replied, "Are you sure this is were he fell in?"

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